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emobaria:

I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago

legalmexican:

when you pull down his undies and the dick pop out 

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simoneriel:

kidlea:

awomanontheverge:

life-is-fiction:

theinternetghostshavetakenover:


golgothasghirahim:

basstrip:

whoa

what omg

the english language, everyone

This hit me like a brick

And people wonder why authors use italics and bold and shit so reader’s understand what’s going the fuck on.

And of course I just read this in my head 7 times, stressing each word differently. 

i still don’t understand this…
holy shit yes.

I did all 7 versions out loud, it was fun

doncasturbate:

perriescum:

doncasturbate:

Ruin this text post

just add ur selfie

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blindthoughts:

One day you will find someone who wants to touch your butt all the time,if that doesnt make you smile idk what will…
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gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

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gnarly:

gnarly:

Can someone please photoshop ariana grande in this pic i will give u head :)) (dats my dad by the way aha)

lol i got so many with arianas head on my dads body lmao btw if you do make an edit post it and tag it as supjohnny so i can see it :))

lmao u guys r funny


R U SERIOUS


there are 3 kinds of ppl


i honestly didn’t think it could get any worse tbhhhhhh


OMGGGGGGGGG


here we go again